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The art of motorcyce maintenance

October 15th, 2018 · Posted by Skuds in Life

I’m starting to think that maybe I should have bought a new motorbike instead of a used one, because things keep going wrong with it.

First of all it was the back tyre losing air a lot, which turned out to be a split in the sidewall. While getting that sorted I had the clutch lever replaced because it was bent out of shape – though to be fair that was our fault, probably done when Jayne fell off it.

Then it was all the instrument lights going, so I bought soome LED bulbs and put them in it. Then it was losing headlinghts because of a blown bulb, so I got a new H4 bulb and fitted that. At the same time I bought a new brake lever so it matched the new clutch lever, and because there was a bit of a bend that was on it when I bought the bike.

There was also the small matter of a bend foot peg that a friend managed to bend back for me, but that was totally my fault because I did it when I came off the bike.

Now it is the speedo. On the way down to Brightona today we were on the A23 and halfway down I realised that the speedo was on zero, even though I was doing about 65mph, Then I realised that the trip counter and odometer were not going round, so now I need to find out whether the speedo cable has come loose or is broken.

I’m sure I wouldn’t have half of these problems on a new bike, but then again I am learning more about bike repairs than I would have done otherwise, so maybe its all for the good after all.

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Dad jokes

October 15th, 2018 · Posted by Skuds in Life

Recently I have had some trouble eating anything much more solid than yogurt, so I have been having a lot of soup. Mostly cream of tomato, carrot and coriander, leek and potato, parsnip, lentil and bacon and so on.

In th supermarket yesterday we were looking in the soup aisle to see what other options there were to add a bit of variety, and it went a bit like this:

Jayne: chicken soup?

Me: got some of that at home

Jayne: pea soup?

Me: yes I probably do by now

True story.

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Keeping Crawley Open House open

September 2nd, 2018 · Posted by Skuds in Life, Politics

Sign the petition to try and stop this cut

There was a bit of a shock in the West Sussex county council’s new forward plan when it was published this week. The wording is all quite bland and might not sound like much, but the implications are that several services in the county will not be able to afford to continue, including the Crawley Open House service. [Read more →]

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Camel Balls

September 1st, 2018 · Posted by Skuds in Life

Liquid filled!

One good thing I did see in Waterlooville was the sweet shop, which had these in the window..

I really can’t imagine somebody saying to their kids “if you eat all your greens I’ll let you suck some camel balls after dinner”.

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Ghost Town

September 1st, 2018 · Posted by Skuds in Life

Jayne and I went to Waterlooville today to visit Chas and see how he is settling into married life and see his new house.

In some ways it seems like a nice enough place, but it has one of the most depressed and depressing town centres I have ever seen. The population of the town is about two-thirds the population of Crawley, but you wouldn’t know it. You can see lots of new housing development all around, but the town centre itself was like a ghost town. It is mostly pedestrianised, but empty of people. And this was on a Saturday afternoon. [Read more →]

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August 28th, 2018 · Posted by Skuds in Life

It had to happen sooner or later, but I had my first motorbike accident on Sunday. I would like to think it will be my last, but the only way to guarantee that would be to stop riding. Nothing too serious: I didn’t break any bones or wreck the bike. [Read more →]

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A life in a playlist

August 28th, 2018 · Posted by Skuds in Music

The other day I decided to knock up a playlist of my life. The idea was to have one song for every year that I have been alive. I arbitrarily decided to not have more than one track for an artist and I was a bit flexible about the dates. Sometimes there is a song against the year it was released as a single, or maybe the year after if that is when it charted, or the year before if that was when it appeared on an album. [Read more →]

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Born to be mild

August 18th, 2018 · Posted by Skuds in Life

I am still persisting with the world’s lamest midlife crisis, which mostly involves spending a ton of cash on motorbike accessories. It is turning out to be an expensive hobby, when you add up the cost of helmets, padded jackets, gloves, boots, chain cleaner and lube, oil, visor cleaner, disc locks, and other sundries. [Read more →]

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Two ways to feel old

July 30th, 2018 · Posted by Skuds in Life

As you get older, it gets really easy to actually feel it. Here are two ways I have felt it recently.

Reading entertainment news. Most recently it was a story about Demi Lovato being hospitalised, to which my first reaction was wondering why some obscure one-hit wonder merited such coverage. And then I looked her up and find thst she has made 6 albums and had 7 top-20 singles, including one that got to No. 3 in the UK 6 years ago, so obviously she is not obscure, it is just me being completely out of touch with current pop.

Talking to young people. At work we have a constantly refreshed supply of graduates joining the company, and we usually have one in our department. As you talk to them and make a passing reference to something that you consider to be a common reference point you realise that they don’t have a clue what you are talking about. I know that some things would be common conversational currency to my generation that I would not expect younger people to pick up on, like Lawry McMenemy’s adverts for Barbican, but when you find that they have not seen Jaws, or even heard of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest it is a bit of a shock.

And there I was, thinking that I had my finger on the pulse because I know who Cardi B is and listen to Bugzy Malone, but in reality I have just turned into my Dad.

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July 23rd, 2018 · Posted by Skuds in Music

An earworm is a song that you just can’t get out of your head. At times when your mind is a blank, the tune keeps popping in your head. At other times you are thinking about something intently and suddenly realise you are humming it. I am partucularly prone to earworms

The thing is, the earworms are getting more strange. For most of June I kept finding myself humming ‘Footballs’s coming home’, which is fine. I think a lot of people were doing the same, but apart from that, I dont always know where they come from.

It used to be that you would hear some song on the radio just before leaving home in the morning and that song would be lodged in your mind all day, but now it can be a bit more oblique. The other day I saw the Pet Shop Boys’ video for West End Girls on an old TOTP. The next day I kept finding myself humming, ot that song, but a completely different PSB song. Sometimes I will just see a photo of Marc Bolan and then I have Jeepster in my head for days. The other day it was an old Genesis album track that I could not dislodge and today I could not get Nour el Ain by Amr Diab out of my head. Quite where my subconscious plucked that from, or how it could maintain it, given that the song is in Arabic so there is no way I can even sing along to it, apart from the chorus, I do not know.

What I really need is a song I can listen to that is guaranteed to knock any earworms out, without itself becoming lodged in my subconscious.

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